I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I want to fling myself into the sun
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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