The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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