She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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