i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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