I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
either way he was missing a nipple.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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