A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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