And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
