As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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