That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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