glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Welp...herpes.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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