She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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