Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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