What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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