Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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