I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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