don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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