How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys