we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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