I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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