when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?