of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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