it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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