benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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