Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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