i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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