Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Success! We fucked roommates!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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