I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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