We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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