They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I understand Curling. That high.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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