I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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