so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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