I'm gonna have a badass scar
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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