We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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