would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
my nose is crying tears of wow.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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