I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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