it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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