Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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