no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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