I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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