we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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