yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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