I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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