Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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