weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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