we made out on top of his cat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When are your genitals available?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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