Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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