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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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