I'm jealous of your bromance
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have post one night stand depression
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