After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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