Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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