Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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