Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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