I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
