There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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