I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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