Your mouth is God's brothel.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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