Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
love makes seman taste better
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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