very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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