he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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