but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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