i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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