YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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