He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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