Kiss
Puke
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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