oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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